i'd hit it, with a baseball bat.

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".

"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

by Harvey January 6, 2004

barefeet

The part of a woman that is so arousing and sexy when tied together and defenseless against a captor’s desires.

With her hands tied behind her on the couch, Christina struggled helplessly as her captor played, sucked and licked her pretty bound barefeet, ignoring her protest.

by barefeet March 31, 2007

38th Base

when you anally masturbate with something such as a frozen hot dog, light bulb, beer bottle, popsicle, etc.. and it gets stuck in your butt and you have to go to the hospital to get it removed which leaves you with an awesome x-ray picture for the fridge

hey dude, i heard you got to 38th base last night..?

hell yeah, i've got the x-ray to prove it.

by ~*~Toast~*~ July 1, 2008

3rd base

3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse

"hey .. whats third base actualy feel like?"
"It feels like warm apple pie..."
-American Pie

by Cosnett April 6, 2005

barefoot and pregnant

When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family

A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.

Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."

Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."

Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"

Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."

Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."

by breeder jim April 18, 2015

21st base

When one thinks it would be funny if they jacked off while playing blackjack. Everyone else in the semicircle must take your sweating, shaking, and grunting as a sign of having a bad hand.

Gambler: What's that guy's problem?
Other Gambler: Either he just stayed with eight, or he's just hit 21st base.

by Compulsive Gambler July 16, 2010