British People

People who talk funny

Guy: hey look at those british people across the street
British person 1: it's chewsday innit
British person 2: righ
Guy: lol stupid

by Long Sohn Jilvers June 16, 2020

British Teacup

When a girl is giving a hand or blow job and slips her pinky up into a man's b-hole; closely resembling the way British people drink their tea with a pinky in the air.

I was getting a hand-jibber from Sophia last night and she tried to give me a British Teacup so I punched her. I called her later to apologize and ask for another one, though.

by Treece300e April 4, 2011

British People

Little cunts that whine over if the cream goes first on the scone or the jam goes first. And only appreciates if someone had broken something or embarrassed themselves by yelling “WYAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!” and others joining in.

Hey! Do you see those British people there? What a bunch of whinny twats!

by max the cake fairy March 15, 2018

British

the british consist of irish, welsh, scottish and english and just like most other races, are all different. some may have yellow teeth but actually i have never noticed this, most of the people i know don't really like tea either. i do know a couple of gays but they rock, i say fuck a lot, am evidently less racist than you, czardoflad, have never said wicked in my life. if colour/color has a correct spelling at all, i spell colour right, americans are the ones who spell it wrong seeing as the american dialect has evolved from english.

a lot of great things have come out of america but czardoflad is not one of them

PS. arse sounds cool i like saying it, ass is a kind of donkey.

by anna January 7, 2005

British Cannoli

Brits love chocolate and creme.

So you creme a brits anus plug it up until they need to defecate, then unplug, catch in in a glass and chill for 1hr - feed to guests sprinkle with cinnamon.

Jerry Hoyl: Hey Jenn, did you enjoy that British Cannoli my wife and I made last night?

by BigSausageMuscle August 30, 2019

the british affect

when you're instantly attracted to a person (mostly boys) because they have a british accent

Girl: Oh my god that boy is so cute; he has a british accent
Girl #2: It's the british affect

by mettycandy July 15, 2017

British Steamer

The act of defecation into somebody's mouth.

Tucker took off his pants and underwear, squatted over Corey's open mouth and gave him a British Steamer.

It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.

by Mustaf Arad Apyur Poupr September 29, 2005