by I handled this handle June 12, 2017
Get the Travis Alarm Clockmug. by Shmiwe April 14, 2020
Get the Bangkok Alarm Clockmug. An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
by Garydog November 18, 2021
Get the desperados alarm clockmug. To hit a man in the genitals while he is asleep, while you are shouting stereotypical Chinese phrases such as "Herro" or "Bangkok!"
by VakDarb February 22, 2011
Get the Chinese Alarm Clockmug. A domestic fight loud enough to wake you and your housemates up. Named after the town of Lewiston, Maine where this kind of thing happens far too often, especially in the warmer months. Usually happens when you are hungover and just want to sleep.
Me: Hey did you guys hear that Lewiston Alarm Clock this morning?
Them: Yes, I hope it's not like this all summer.
Me: I was having such an awesome sleep until that Lewiston Alarm Clock woke me up this morning.
Them: I wanted to tell them to shut up, but I was scared the Lewiston Alarm Clock would only get louder.
Them: Yes, I hope it's not like this all summer.
Me: I was having such an awesome sleep until that Lewiston Alarm Clock woke me up this morning.
Them: I wanted to tell them to shut up, but I was scared the Lewiston Alarm Clock would only get louder.
by Uncle Elwood April 16, 2015
Get the Lewiston Alarm Clockmug. Otherwise obscure song on the album; however, you know it the best because its the one you're effin' alarm clock is set to. And you're too lazy to change out the CD...for months. Then you hear it a year or two later and you're like...dude...the effin' alarm clock song!!!
by ajhoganil June 11, 2006
Get the alarm clock songmug. by ChrisOl May 6, 2021
Get the Brazilian Alarm Clockmug.