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teddy bear appeal

A rule of sorts that applies only to overweight or obese people. If you have a bit of extra fat, then you're naturally better at cuddling than somebody who's in shape. If you're fat, you're like a big fleshy teddy bear, which is where the term comes from. The bigger you are, the cuddlier you are and the more teddy bear appeal you have. It can help you seal the deal with a guy/girl, or it can land you in the friendzone: it depends on how you use it.
Hot girl: "Hey, my friends have told me you're excellent at cuddling."
Overweight guy: "Yep. My secret is my extra weight-it keeps you warm when you cuddle me."
Hot girl: "I fancy the idea of testing that out. Yours or mine?"
Overweight guy's brain: "Score! Thank you, teddy bear appeal!"
by MegaMilkCosplayer May 13, 2014
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Appalachian Appellation

A name for a hillbilly, particularly ones from mountain country. Examples include Clem, Bocephus, and Zeke. Female Appalachian Appellations include Daisy & Ellie Mae. Of course, hillbillies do not use the term themselves, since they can't pronounce the word APPELLATION.
"Hi, I'm Bocephus Billy-Bob Burgundy."

"What kind of name of Bocephus?"

"Why, that thar's a Appalachian Appellation."
by Krakky McKraken August 6, 2006
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fart appeal

incredible attraction to one of the opposite gender by the appeal to the odor of their flatulence.
She was bumfuddled by his overcoming fart appeal.
by Larry Chair November 21, 2010
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

A euphemism for a mysterious disappearance as a result of illicit activities.
Disappear for a few days and need an explanation? "Sweetie, I was just 'hiking the Appalachian Trail!'"

Boss asking for a note on why you were out for a four-hour lunch with his wife? Yep, you guess it - you were out hiking the Appalachian Trail!

See also Sanford, soon-to-be-former Governor of SC.
by thecovert June 24, 2009
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Appearing

1) When someone is online on MSN but has selected "Appear Offline" As their status, so that they talk to only who they choose

2) When someone is deliberatly ignoring you, ie they look at you, you say Hi, and they turn away again and walk off.
1) Tommy364 says:
Oh Hey Jane!!
dw, I'm just appearing!!

2) Susan: Agh, flipping Jackie was appearing to me all last class!!
Jade: No way!! She didn't say anything at all?!
by Ollie Ford October 28, 2008
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Appeasement Advertising

When a company, in the midst of a scandal, public backlash, massive recall, etc., tries to cover mistakes by paying actors to pose as normal people and lie in a desperate effort to approve their image.
Tom: Dude, I'm not eating at Taco Bell anymore. Their meat's nasty.
Eric: But I just saw a commercial where their meat's 100% natural.
Tom: That's appeasement advertising. Don't buy into it!
by KoopaKid17 March 20, 2011
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Appendicited

Appendicited (Verb)

1. The word you use when you have appendicitis and you need to get your appendix removed.

2. When you just had your appendectomy surgery.

Always used in an over dramatic tone
I can’t take the trash out because I’ve been appendicited.
by Gceiufiydo;clgiefwguwefv August 23, 2022
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