plank

To hide something

Linzi: Does your mum plank the chocolate?
Rachel: Yeah, so I can't find it and eat it :(
Katie: Plank!?
Rachel: To plank = To hide
Linzi: Duh!

by Ktwatt March 17, 2009

Stonky Plonky

Someone whos asshole is brown and rotton and has mould growing on it.

Bradley and Becky have stonky plonkys

by Adam Shitters July 15, 2018

Plink

The sound of the digital clock in the TV series 24.

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 02:00 P.M. AND 3:00 P.M. Plink. Plink. Plink. Plink.

by Xavier XXIII November 21, 2011

Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 11, 2005

Walk the Plank

What I had my boss Rich do 2 years ago.

Richey; Please, no don't make me walk the plank.

Saints; Yes, you have to it's time to pay the penalty.

"still whimpering"

Saints; stop your whimpering, and start walking now.

Saints got mad and threw him off the plank into Lake Michigan.

Saints says to herself "homey sure do know how to swim."

by Saints January 17, 2004

plork

The act of playing and working at the same time.

Dave enjoyed plork; he would type his entire essay into the chat log of the computer game he was playing.

by Jeremy Savidge September 26, 2006

plank

A guitar - especially of the Telecaster variety, which literally is a plank (well, almost anyway)

- Bro', grab your plank, fire up the amp, plug in, and lets jam 'til our fingers bleed!

by plankspanker February 23, 2009