The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A terrific movie. I'm referring to the 2003 version of this film.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is NOT a true story. It is BASED on the events of Ed Gein, a serial killer who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin in the 1950's. He killed only 2 women but dug up many more in the graveyard and attempted to make a full-body woman suit. He also collected ears, fingers, toes, heads, skulls and noses. He was arrested and brought to court and found guilty but lived the rest of his life in a mental instution. He died of cancer in 1984.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre by Corb March 14, 2005

The Teacup 

Background -Comes from a hairy man by the name of pav-stache.

Definition- The act of jizzing into your own belly button, and having your lover sip it out.

kellie enjoyed a nice teacup, compliments of mr pav-stache.

The Teacup by Josh, Josh, n Kyle February 10, 2005

The Teradactol

A sexual position in which the women lays on her back, then the male grasp the womens hands and move them up and down like a flapping bird in flight. Then you must put your big toes in the vaginal cannal simulating a teradactol fishing!....congradulations U did it!!

Jennifer would not proceed with the teradactol because she was more of a likalotapus.

The Teradactol by stylin grace January 26, 2008

fuck the tribe 

an expression used by shiksas when slighted by a member of the 12 tribes.

rw: i researched kosher restaurants for this date. i even learned how to talk dirty in yiddish. i can't believe he stood me up!

ks: fuck the tribe. elitist bastards.

fuck the tribe by kscohen June 3, 2007

Filling The Tank 

The act of expelling urine into a woman's asshole. Often brought about when asking "May I pee in your butt?".

Did you hear about last night? Tyrone ended up filling the tank with Shelly to the point where she was dripping oil for 3 hours

Filling The Tank by Keith ac May 20, 2008

beat my meat on the toilet seat 

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

beat my meat on the toilet seat by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

just the tip 

The plea you use when in a total twist of fate, you finally decide to have sex with a dude after three years of celibacy and he won't have intercourse with you.

Example:
You: I'm ready. Let's have sex.
Dude: I can't. I made a promise to God.
You: C'mon man, just the tip. God won't know.

just the tip by thundersnow December 8, 2010