walkenhorst

A unique combination of laziness, alcoholism, arrogance and ineptitude.

That guy is such a Walkenhorst. He said he was going to paint the living room and claimed he was in fact a much better painter than anyone else but instead got drunk, bought $400 worth of paint that he opened and let harden, then blamed the paint company for producing a poor and faulty product.

by crystalhaze January 16, 2020

Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020

walking like weinstein

The gait employed by a person who has shit their pants...or just about to

Jesu Christ, that curry had me walking like Weinstein

by Scratchy McBastard February 24, 2020

Walkies

When you go for a walk, and if you don’t want to you get bullied by the boys

Dad: come for a walk
Bailey: I don’t wanna go for walkies though
The boys proceed to bully Bailey

by Balley March 2, 2020

Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.

“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”

by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020

Walkabout Queen

A woman, most likely your girl. She will just randomly just get up and do something different when you're chilling together.

Hey Crystal we just started watching a movie. Where the fuck are you going, walkabout queen?

by The kreeateor May 5, 2020

walking into a propeller

When a person purposely says or does something for which they will be chewed out or shredded or verbally abused.

She knew she would be walking into a propeller if she was honest about her previous loves since a few of them over lapped with theirs.

by mlhiss August 10, 2020