Banana Boat

When you and your friend both have a boner at the same time.

Friend 1: Yo, I'm hard
Friend 2: I'm in the same boat, man
Friend 1: A banana boat...

by SusBoy69 August 10, 2022

Full Board Me

When a radio talk show host wants callers to full the connection board with the maximum number of callers they can keep on hold.

Good evening, this is Marcus, full board me, we’ve got some great topics tonight

by Dick _Shinary August 26, 2022

cheese board

a room full of cake. (woman's ass)

Yoo! We in a cheese board rn!

by Shepity September 1, 2022

White boarding

When your boss comes in, tells you all his ideas in a trauma-dump fashion, and then walks away.

Basically a scare tactic to cause anxiety about ideas and situations that aren’t really a big deal.

Picture someone writing all their ideas or fears out on a whiteboard with messy scribble-like hand writing, and leaving you to decide what it truly means. Should you be nervous? Or is this man projecting?

Worker 1: “Did you talk to the boss today?”

Worker 2: “Yes, he trauma dumped about the uncertainty of our department.”

Worker 1: “He’s always white boarding and walking away.”

by YaGurlMS September 1, 2022

throat boarding

When a male sits their partner down and urinates and ejaculates into his partners mouth while trying not to vomit

That throat boarding last night was so sick!

Please throat board me!

by That e Sex bandit September 4, 2022

Ice Boat

A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...

"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"

"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."

by Arsk92 September 9, 2022

chicken boat

A duck.

Hey look! There is a chicken boat in the pond.

by Aquatic Studies September 17, 2022