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Wet dreamers

Guys who base every aspect of their lives around trying to get laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.
Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.
by Lickmytaint May 9, 2024
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That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.
"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023
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wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.
Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.
by chickenbeak October 22, 2010
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Wet Brit

A term coined for a snarky action, most commenly used during a sporting event.
Not bad Patrick, you hit that drive off the toe a little bit. It's going to run like a wet brit though.
by Jabari 101 November 2, 2020
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Wet Lad

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.
A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.
by gareth scourf January 13, 2011
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Wet Wanda

Same idea as a wet willy, but you drag the moist finger through some underboob.
She fucked around, and got a Wet Wanda. Nobody expects the Wet Wanda.
by chokeaho1 June 24, 2022
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Wet Viper

The act of letting a person bite the tip of your penis until blood is drawn and allowing said person to urinate on the open wound.
Example 1: Dude, that chick gave me the sickest Wet Viper the other day. It felt amazing but I have this weird rash now.
Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.
by Yakoff Mannhoff June 15, 2023
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