Swamp Donkey

A cum dumpster. Usually disgusting. Was previously hot before she became a huge slut that wears WAY TOO MUCH make up.

She was cute until she turned into a swamp donkey.

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

Trans-donker

The act of donkey punching a man, causing his testicles to retract into his abdominal cavity; then quickly tucking his penis between his buttocts and flaring out his foreskin into simulated labia before he fully regains consciousness.

I gave my dad a trans-donker the other night. When he stood up he reminded me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. He has not made eye contact with me since.

by I am FALL January 4, 2011

Roaring Donkey

The act of having sex in the back seat of a moving vehicle

Jp had 4 roaring donkeys this weekend, consequently, now he needs new upholstery.

by Pop Top March 2, 2011

The Donkey Rock

A mythical creature that is a combination of both rock and donkey. It has the force of a Rock and kicks like a Donkey. It plays with a heart yet plays hard like stone/rock. This crazy breed somehow comes together for the win. The Donkey Rock has earned its place as the mascot of Malverne/East Rockaway's Lacrosse team.

The Donkey Rock quickly sneaked up on its prey (the ball) and continued for its goal.

by erinyyy33 May 27, 2011

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011

ignorant donkey

to lack knowledge as hugely as a donkey

yo finsider you an ignorant donkey man

by notyofriendman June 9, 2011

Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.

Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !

by Loodo November 22, 2011