Plants’d

To become severely infected and paralyzed by a poisonous plant (such as poison ivy), usually after a foolish or reckless act in nature.

“Bro went through a Forest without gloves and completely plants’d

by Raincoil July 9, 2025

Plank Wank

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank

You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank

by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025

Planet 496

Planet 496 is the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST SPECULATIVE EVOLUTION PROJECT, SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THEN NUITOV 1.0, THIS STINKY SERIES WAS MADE BY SCRATCH USER DISTRUCTOSAURUS AND ABSLOTURE REEKS ASS, IT IS JUST SUBNAUTICA BUT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DESIGNS, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHERE IS THE FUCKING ORIGINALITY

Person one: Dude you know planet 496?
Person two: tiamat gooner planet

by DinoZilla_Rex August 31, 2025

planet 496

the peakest world builder series ever made o n scratch way better than stinky primal invaders

planet 496 is peak

by owain3009 September 2, 2025

Plane Karen

The worst,crappiest people ever

Plane Karen:AAAAAAAAAA
Security:Get off the plane

The other passengers*applause*

by Ahadi2011 September 21, 2025

Plandezvous

The delicate art of pre-planning time for sex with your long-term partner to overcome the relationship crushing effects of being parents in the modern world.

"Darling, do check your email; I've just sent you an invite for a plandezvous tomorrow morning at 08.25 🧐"

by Dr G-Hub September 28, 2025

Plantmaste

A mix of plant and namaste, it honors the mutual respect and spiritual connection between those who nurture plants, creativity, and life itself.

Often used by horticulturalists, collectors, and plantpreneurs people who turn their passion for plants into purpose.

Inspired by The Unicorn Jungle community.

“You’ve got serious gardening skills, that’s pure Plantmaste energy.”

“Your jungle is thriving, Plantmaste my friend.”

“Plantmaste! I see your green thumb.”

by The Unicorn Jungle October 21, 2025