496

496 is the amount of times you have to beat your meat and ejaculate during Destroy Dick December

Dude: brooo i can't wait for destroy dick december

Bro: Duuude i can't wait to nut 496 times this month

by xXqUiCkSCopErZzXx88 January 14, 2019

Planet 496

Planet 496 is the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST SPECULATIVE EVOLUTION PROJECT, SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THEN NUITOV 1.0, THIS STINKY SERIES WAS MADE BY SCRATCH USER DISTRUCTOSAURUS AND ABSLOTURE REEKS ASS, IT IS JUST SUBNAUTICA BUT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DESIGNS, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHERE IS THE FUCKING ORIGINALITY

Person one: Dude you know planet 496?
Person two: tiamat gooner planet

by DinoZilla_Rex August 31, 2025

planet 496

the peakest world builder series ever made o n scratch way better than stinky primal invaders

planet 496 is peak

by owain3009 September 2, 2025