horsejack 

A phrase akin to "syke." Said after a statement which isn't true, to clarify that you aren't serious.

Your face is so ugly!
Really?
Naw I'm just jackin your horse.

I just ate three grams of crack! Just horsejackin!

horsejack by Horse Jacker January 29, 2008

horsecrack 

A person who insists on starting a fight but backs down before the confrontation is over. Not an instigator, but a man who doesnt keep his word.

He called me out to fight,but he was a horsecrack for sure.

horsecrack by Joey Perez April 8, 2008

horserabbit 

a girl with a smell vagina

"Yo, Marielle is a real horserabbit. I almost threw up when I went down on her last night."

horserabbit by Katrina Williams March 10, 2008

Horsecut 

1. A person that is a legend in his own head, and tries to single handedly, yet not naively, save the world. Although he may be extremely cynical, he has a fine-tuned moral compass, and can never manage to perform an ill-intentioned deed. Also, tries desperately to live up to their alter ego, Cutslut.

2. A person with the absolute highest degree of sarcasm that can fit into a personality.

3. A absolutely wicked and legendary Giza.

That Horsecut has dealt with his share of issues and now he is living up to his true Cutslut self.

That Horsecut made fun of my crocks and hurt my feelings.

Did you catch that Horsecut over there, he just gave me an epic light show!

Horsecut by CeCe44 April 29, 2008

horsebody

Someone with a nice face but absolutely grotesque and seemingly disfigured body.
antonym: butterface

"hoo hoo! HORSEBODY!"

horsebody by Cloud man December 3, 2009

horseface 

An annoying attention whore with buck teeth and large gums, a squished nose, and elongated face. Normally a female who is overweight and ugly.

Dan: Dude, did you see Corey's cousin Mariah? She's a horseface!
Dalton: I know! She tried to bite me so I gave her sugar cubes.

horseface by Angryoranges December 13, 2009

horseradish slap 

the act of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after fucking her in the ass then dipping it in sour cream

After Todd got done felching a 65 year old woman i snuck up behind him and geve him a horseradish slap.

horseradish slap by dipitincider March 27, 2011