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Rally Goggles

(verb)
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”
"Bro, last night at the frat party, Kyle passed out, and we gave him Rally Goggles. Dude woke up wearing the muddiest goggles ever!"
by OC2025 July 21, 2025
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Real Talk

1. A disclaimer before a comment, which could potentially be misconstrued as sarcasm, that affirms it is completely true and/or sincere.
Real talk: This definition is correct. Accept no substitutes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2025
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Real

You’ve smoked meth
by Backwoodmilk August 19, 2025
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Real One

1. A person who is authentic when learning a language.
2. Doesn't obsess over streaks.
3. The one who has a real reason to learn (that doesn’t involve drunk quizzes at 2am).
Jiwon is a real one, she’s learning French to actually move to Paris next year. Even her phone is in French.
by realonesonlybabbel September 2, 2025
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Real nigga

“Kevin,twon,Kris,Brandon,Langston,tevarius,and Brandon C. Some REAL NIGGAS.”
by Kurdish808 October 8, 2025
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Real one

Contrary to people here saying its someone who’d anything for you. Its someone who just tells the truth when it matters, high moral character, alive, opposite of a npc. Is not conniving or calculating, connects closely with other real ones. Fearless.
That whistle blower is a real one, He could have sold us out but hes a real one. Hes a real one, he wont cheat to win, he knows itd make the win meaningless, hes a real one. Everyone loves him, hes a top dog, hes a real one.
by Dgh1818 October 27, 2025
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Real Holocaust

The murder of 63 million babies in the US during the 50 years of Roe v. Wade (1973-2023).
Women are bad news. They did the Real Holocaust. They murdered 63 million babies in the US between 1973-2023. They were able to pull this off via a full spectrum dominance propaganda campaign, run by their co-conspirators in the (((media))), aimed at achieving mass feminization formation psychosis in the population.
by Objective-Reason Daddy November 3, 2025
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