pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.

You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.

by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022

STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS

JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT

by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023

Luigi Poker

The term "Luigi Poker" refers to a set of 4 minigames in the video game "New Super Mario Bros." for the Nintendo DS. All of the minigames star the superior Mario Brother, Luigi, and a deck of cards.
The Luigi Poker minigames are arguably the best minigames in New Super Mario Bros.

I played Luigi Poker until 3 AM last night.
You still play Luigi Poker?

by CreatorJo January 17, 2023

Street Pokemon

Friendly non-discriminatory neighborhood prostitute..."gotta love 'em all"

Our local prostitute told me she makes men, women and people happy. She's a real Street Pokemon...gotta love'em all.

by Renicus January 20, 2023

The Pokemon Effect

A self-hatedom. A phenomenon seen in fan communities, in which people who play it the most hate it the most.

Named for the Pokemon community, because nobody hates Pokemon like Pokemon fans.

“There’s people online who hate Pokemon, but still play it a lot.”
“That’s The Pokemon Effect.”

by violetcide February 22, 2023

cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.

Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Side Poke

To violently strike or attack an individual when they’re not looking. Similar to a sucker punch.

Person 1 : “I heard ur cuzzin Marlin got beat up last night at that bonfire?”

Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”

Person 1 : “For real hey?”

Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”

by anonymous April 21, 2023