John Blevins

Former cousin of Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, John Blevins is no longer apart of the Blevins estate after being disowned by the family for being too boring and not caring. This man is also most likely wanted by the FBI, CIA, and POC for fraud, aggravated robbery, and slight racism, but not confirmed. After the falling out with the Blevins household, he and his life has gone to shit.

"Sheesh, you heard about John Blevins?
"no what happened"
"Hes a serial burglar, racist, and has been convicted of fraud after his former cousin, Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, disowned him."
"sucks"

John Blevins by The White Gandhi February 25, 2021

john lennon 

The most gorgeous man to ever walk the earth.

Sorry, John lennon is mine, you can’t have him :)

john lennon by johnlennonsbaby March 4, 2021

John Owen 

An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.

John Owen: Wow I feel like being John Owen today.

John Owen by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021

John Travolta Birthing 

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

John Travolta Birthing by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

John Wayne 

A black coffee. No sugar. Especially in jails and prisons of NJ

Ay bro what you drinkin?? Oh this?? A John Wayne.

John Wayne by Ricky Shroomz March 12, 2021

John Buckle 

He loves and gives affection to his best friend’s whenever they need it. He also has 2 of his greatest friends in the entire world. Super and Mirny. He likes to hang out with them both and feels like he wants to come over and visit them. So he can give them love and affection. If this guy is you’re friend, then you’re SUPER lucky. Since he always wants to hang out with you and be your very fantastic friend.

“Hey John Buckle, how’s it going.”

“It’s been going bad until I messaged YOU!”

“qwq”

John Buckle by John (Friends with Mirny) March 22, 2021

john sorochka 

i love john sorochka! he is the best ! #johnsupremacy but he is very innocent 🙁🙁 he can’t be innocent! BAD JOHN! anyways johns very hot and he plays the piano a lot #lol #heshot #i love john !! HE ALSO LOVES ME SO BEAT THAT!

john sorochka is a very talented person

john sorochka by isabellmorawski March 29, 2021