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That's the tits

An expression used when something fortunate has happened
Person 1: I got the weed

Person 2: That's the tits
Slang for a very large penis.
Girlfriend: I want to have sex with you!

Boyfriend: I don't think you can handle The Truth.

Girlfriend: yes I can!

Boyfriend: Are you sure? The Truth hurts but it can set you free. ;)
The Truth by PurpleNurple12345678910 December 14, 2011

Gay by the Transitive Property

When man A hooks up with woman B, and woman B has hooked up with many more men than man A has women. Man A has now hooked up with more men than women by the transitive property, and is therefore Gay by the transitive property.
I hooked up with Kara, who has been with 150 men, now I am Gay by the Transitive property,

The Teardrop

When a man is about to go down on a woman. When he begins to bring his head closer to her vagina, and he then either notices or smells something he doesn't like about it, and then in one smooth "teardrop" motion brings his head right back up and away from her vagina.
"I was about to eat her out and it wasn't smelling too good so i had to evacuate using the teardrop"
The Teardrop by bucsfan2830 February 21, 2010

The Turtle 

Where you are hitting a girl from the back while shes under a coffee table, her head going in and out of the other side. On a stroke sending her out of the other side you hit her over the head with a wooden spoon!
Howard Mendenjensenden had his name immortalized when he pulled off "The Turtle"
The Turtle by Grafzedd September 19, 2009

Tony the Tiger 

a nickname for someone who flakes a lot; nickname for someone who ditches others often.
Hey Justin, wasn't Chris suppose to meet up with us at 8?
Yea, he's gone Tony the Tiger on us
Tony the Tiger by Grkdude25 August 4, 2010