cinnamon scrunchie

Your bumhole or anal sphincter.

Jeez, Joel's so girthy, he's really been stretching out the old cinnamon scrunchie. The turds just fall out of me now.

Gross.

by Shuaman October 21, 2017

Metacarpal Scrub

Using the back of your hands to masterbate in an effort to recreate the feeling of a footjob.

Man, I've been struggling to get any lately. Or, if I find someone willing their feet are nasty. So, I've been getting by on metacarpal scrubs for the last month.

by ImFCKD December 22, 2017

vbucks scrub

Guys Stano and Martin. Really handsome. Likes giftcards.

Omg, did u see Martin get that giftcard. I bet he’s buying vbucks. He’s a vbucks scrub.

by StanoandMartin June 4, 2018

Towel scrubbing

The act of using half a hollowed out cucumber as a dick sheath and the other half as an anal dildo while motioning as if drying your taint with a towel.

All this towel scrubbing has used up all my cucumbers

by Cucumber sheath June 11, 2018

Sherkston scrum

A beach bum that comes to the beach with one set of clothes and nothing else, yet manages to trap out for a week.

hes such a sherkston scrum, can you believe he showered in the lake?

by Mc Definitions October 23, 2018

Plum scrumpy

When a dog owner is walking their small dog (eg. Yorkshire Terrier) on a sidewalk in a large urban centre and as the dog begins deficating on the sidewalk the owner picks up the dog to move said dog to the grass. During the movement the dog leaves behind plum scrumpies.

Oh man... Was walking to work today and this dude let his dog plum scrumpy all in front of me. Fuck that guy.

by mealinlovesit March 14, 2019

Toilet scrubber

A gay dude who eats out another gay dudes butthole

That dude is a total toilet scrubber .

I used to scrub toilets to get my way through college , toilet scrubber for life.

by dragunov36 May 10, 2019