Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.

Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.

by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024

accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.

I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....

by madmike135 July 30, 2018

reverse facial

When a woman squirts all over a person's face once she orgasms. Unlike reverse bukkake, it's only one woman giving you a reverse facial.

My Mistress rewarded me for being such a good boy by giving me a reverse facial and cumming all over my face.

by Mistress Emmy October 5, 2016

Reverse Cuck

When the cuck is watching you, but you aren't the cuck, you are the reverse cuck.

"You want to reverse cuck today? I hired a guy to stand over there for tonight."

by VexingVays November 13, 2023

uwu gawk gawk reverse twister 6000

during the action of an gamer girl putting your dick in her mouth, and she takes your cock in one hand and starts sucking you reversed with the gawk gawk sound for 6000 times, the most easy way to get this is to have an 180cc zip

i just got the best blowjob ever, the uwu gawk gawk reverse twister 6000, it was mind blowing like my zip blows Through the streets

by aapjeee March 22, 2023

reverse orio

a black guy dressed as a white guy

shut the fuck up. your moms a reverse orio.

by bonermaloner November 17, 2011

reverse mini bang

a sex position probably

"...who the fuck actually talks about sex positions? really, i don't want to hear about how laurel and wilhelm were reverse mini banging in their reversing mini convertible."

by meyowp February 19, 2024