a drunk douchebag friend who every times he starts drinking and he wont stop until he kisses and hugs the toilet.
who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.
who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.
by JTHxxxGFH November 28, 2009
Get the douche mammalmug. by B_Van May 13, 2018
Get the douche fartmug. 
by israinpee January 23, 2014
Get the douche sailboatmug. A person who reaches the apex of douche baggery. This person is generally a loser that lives in a small town and act like he is a bad ass. Rumor has it that most Steve's are douche canoes, though douche canoes have other names as well. Rumor also has it that Steve's who are douche canoes also have a small penis which explains their napoleon complex.
Steve is such a douche canoe, there is no one in earth that compares. If there were Olympics that involved douche canoe racing, he would get the gold every time.
by Steveisabitchassdouchecanoe December 15, 2017
Get the Douche canoemug. by Willie June 11, 2021
Get the Dick douche canoemug. Anyone that volunteers as an editor for urban dictionary and rejects definitions based on personal feelings or biases. Especially considering some of the incredibly offensive crap that they approve.
by A song of Fife and Ice April 6, 2019
Get the Douche nozzlemug.