Definitions by sleepyHollow

turd theory 

The intellectual area concerning anything that comes out of Donald J. Trumps' mouth.

Weird - I heard him say that Obama didn't call any families of fallen veterans, but that was just more turd theory.

turd theory by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017

Douche Cloud 

1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.

Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.

Douche Cloud by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017

methcraft 

1. Any number of activities pertaining to the multi-day, or late night obsessive compulsive doings common to most methamphetamine addicts.

Those skeleton keys? Oh yeah Ron was up late filing them by hand on some methcraft tip...

methcraft by sleepyHollow October 8, 2016

douche cape

1. The fashion practice of wearing a sweater draped over the back, with the sleeves draped over the shoulders.

*variant , "knotty douche cape" includes tying the sleeves in a knot below the neck.

"holy crizzle - I was in the marina last night, and I felt like I was swimming in douche capes.."

douche cape by sleepyHollow September 24, 2012