Moley

Moley is a plush sold by itemlabel.com. He is round, usually blue in color, small stubby arms, and a yellow beak and star shaped antennae. His eyes are always closed, and he always looks a bit sleepy– but don't be fooled! He is in a constant state of distress! Every second above the soil he is in excruciating pain, his eyes pleading for you to bury him. Bury him! Bury him, RIGHT NOW!

Moley comes in 3 different color variations, simply named 'Moley, 'Moley B' and 'Moley C'.
Moley is blue with a yellow beak and yellow star antennae.
Moley B is purple and incredibly fluffy! His beak is light blue, and his star antennae is yellow.
Moley C looks a bit like an orange. His fur is normal length, unlike Moley B. He is primarily orange with a yellow beak and green star antennae,
No matter which Moley you get, it will always be adorable! Just make sure to bury him- QUICK!

Jam and Toast are discussing Jam's recently purchased Moley.

Toast: "So, how's Moley doing? Have you buried him yet?"
Jam: "Bury him?! You want me to kill him?!? What is wrong with you?"
Toast: gasp "Don't you know? Every second above soil for Moley is pain! Quick, bury him as soon as you can!"
Jam: "What?"
Toast: "BURY HIM! HE IS IN PAIN!"
Jam: "OKAY! GOT IT!"

Luckily, Jam buried his Moley before it had experienced TOO much pain.

Be careful, bury your Moley!

by pastel_kindaa November 16, 2022

Monega

Moe - Neh - Gah

A euphemism white people use to resemble the N-Word. It translates to "My N*gga" which is why white people use it to not explicitly say the N-Word.

"What's up monega, how's it cracka lacking?" - Jeremy said to Jake.

"How do you do monega?" - Jake said To Jeremy

"Monega knows a thing or two 'cause he's seen a thing or two," - Marqaviontavous stated.

"MONEGA WHAT THE FUCK IS U DOIN?" Tqavionreeseajaron screamed out loud!

by Hoodology Major January 11, 2023

monery

A typo for money

This is not a word.

GM: “hey how's it going?”
NF: “i’m broke as fuck i ran out of Monery”
GM: “what?”
NF: “Money**”

by 05_Light_Explains January 22, 2023

Mineyearned

A person who plays too much Minecraft that they yearn for the mines.

Bruv got so mineyearned, he took an expedition to the real gold mine.

by TortoiseAxo September 22, 2023

Immaculate monetization

Money whose source may not be questioned.

Republicans have adopted new House rules that require cuts equal to or greater than new spending, except for their party's own legislative agenda items, which are presumably paid for by immaculate monetization.

by ethermeme January 7, 2011

Claude Monet

Oscar-Claude Monet was a founder of French Impressionist painting, and the most consistent and prolific practitioner of the movement's philosophy of expressing one's perceptions before nature, especially as applied to plein air landscape painting.

Ah, is that a Degas?

No, you uncultured swine! That's "The Magpie" by Claude Monet!

by LeRoiSoleil June 5, 2018

La Mone'

I very soft human being. A kind and caring person who can always make you laugh. She tries to hide when she is not feeling well, but everyone knows. Top shelf human being.

1: How did she make time to help you?
2: Duh, she's La Mone'.

by danielle_call April 10, 2019