TortoiseAxo's definitions

redstonophobia

The fear of your redstone contraption breaking down.

Since he built that scientific calculator using redstone, he has developed a mild fear of redstonophobia.

by TortoiseAxo February 4, 2024

math

a word to scare the frick out of your friends.

Friend: What do those boxes contain?
You: Use math to find out.
Friend: WAIT NOO-

by TortoiseAxo February 4, 2024

little baby say what?

a sentence to make your enemies shut their shenanigans up.

Friend: You suck.
You: Little baby say what?

by TortoiseAxo February 4, 2024

Mineyearned

A person who plays too much Minecraft that they yearn for the mines.

Bruv got so mineyearned, he took an expedition to the real gold mine.

by TortoiseAxo September 22, 2023

Meaning of life

Something that you either keep or try to find.

Friend 1 - Why are you lying in the floor drinking milk?
Friend 2 - I have lost the meaning of life.

by TortoiseAxo April 17, 2024

Supercell Oy

1. A company that will keep killing Carl from their game Brawl Stars.
2. A company that makes very questionable choices in balancing their games.
3. A company that only buffs a character from a game if they are popular.

1. A company that will keep killing Carl from their game Brawl Stars.
Friend 1 - Why is Carl not doing any damage?
Friend 2 - Supercell Oy is trying to kill it bruv.

2. A company that makes very questionable choices in balancing their games
Friend 1 - I can't defeat anyone.
Friend 2 - Oh yeah, Supercell Oy buffed every character except that one.

3. A company that only buffs a character from a game if they are popular.
Friend 1 - Why did they debuff Janet?
Friend 2 - Supecell Oy doesn't fucking care.

by TortoiseAxo April 17, 2024