Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024

Plant

Very funny with the ad. But YES Alex. Your video about Wes Huff IS more akin to what I did to Jordan Peterson and what you (collectively) are doing and if Jordan Peterson had done what you just did he wouldn't be crying like a bitch every day and I wouldn't be dying of brain fluid.

Hym "Which is BY DESIGN, by the way. That is the entire purpose of what he is doing now. THAT is more like what I did than what he is doing now and what he is doing now is intended to mirror what I did and does not. And do you want to know the difference? Do you want to know the difference between belief and non-belief? I was explaining myself and he is just repeating the things I say and miming my style. And is the problem with him. He doesn't understand the difference between things. You're still a plant but you're correct! That's probably what he should have done."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

plankton army

The BEST army to ever step foot on this planet. Unbeatable. It is also said that people who join the plankton army are said to have +1000 aura points. This HAS been scientifically proven.

"Man that person is so cool, they MUST be part of the plankton army."

by not_plankton January 11, 2025

Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness is a "wide" known gym place for fat people to go and workout at and gaining no results in weight loss or muscle growth. But as the name of the gym sounds, can be better used as a form of pun in a sentence.

Guy #1: Hey! I was already waiting for that machine to use after the guy was done using it!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!

by DRGNSLYR January 22, 2025

plantationism

the act of having sexual intercourse with a fruit or vegetable

“yea our homie connor is really into plantationism, i think we have to drop him”

by EliteMrShrek January 28, 2025

Plantation Khaleesi

is an alias of Blake Lively (a.k.a. Snake Lively a.k.a Fake Lively).
Lively refers to herself as Khaleesi and Crying Reynolds and Taylor Swift as her dragons.
Plantation Khaleesi married the narcissist and psychotic Reynolds in a slave plantation.

Plantation Khaleesi is a bully, a narcissist and a nepo baby.

by colonheaver February 6, 2025

Plancha

First coined by a french player, Plancha is the name given to a fort or player in the game Forts because their base is so flat topped and square due to them being a new/bad player that it resembles a grill

Enemy team are all planchas we have nothing to worry about

by Xtracing February 14, 2025