John-Ingar 

It’s slang for «big penis» in some Norwegian cultures.

“Yoo bro this girl told me I’ve got a mad John-Ingar” (directly translated from Norwegian)

John-Ingar by jir39 November 9, 2020

John from the streams

John from the streams is some gay furry names John from Aka Krispies streams, he is a member of the Krisiest SMP and doesnt hate women.

Hey, have you heard of John from the streams?
OMNG JOHN?!?!?!

John from the streams by johnomgjawsk November 14, 2020

John O’Donnell

a guy that likes to play xbox and smoke weed. knows a lot about pokemon and other games. also has a cute face.

hey look is that John O’Donnell i heard he’s really cool

John O’Donnell by your mom.com1234 November 15, 2020

John-snowed 

To be praised for your natural skill or leadership and given a promotion or additional responsibility against your will or expectation

You’ve been John-snowed
I’ve been John-snowed

John-snowed by anonymous November 18, 2020

John Vincent Orlando 

A talented Canadian singer
Started YouTube at the age of 8 alongside sister Darian Orlando
Released Debut Ep "Teenage Fever" in 2019 and sophomore ep "Its Never Really Over" in 2020
Was nominated and won for Best Canadian Act (category only won so far by John, JB, and Shawn Mendes) two years in a row for the MTV EMA's
Has over 30+ million fans all over social media and counting
He is not a tik tok kid, musically kid, or Kenzie Zeigler's bf he is the one and only Johnny Orlando or JOHN VINCENT ORLANDO how i like to say :) dont underestimate him because he will one day sell out the Rogers Centre and perform in many other arenas/stadiums.

John Vincent Orlando is one of a kind and an amazing singer.

John Vincent Orlando by teenagee.feverr November 23, 2020

john luther 

fucks other dude's girls

source: johnluther0 on twitter

guy 1: did u bang her, bro?

guy2: yup i totally pulled a john luther!

john luther by rayanpal_ November 30, 2020

John Law

A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock

Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?

Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit

Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!

Cop: shoots both of them

John Law by George Walker Bush II December 9, 2020