card face

A word used to describe someone who is overly obessed with trading cards.

My brother is a card face. He buys new Yu-gi-oh cards every weekend. He wastes a lot of money to get more cards he already has.

by Andy May 13, 2005

beat in the face

Horribly ugly, very unbecoming, usually a female. A woman looking as if she had been "beat in the face". Very sad looking usually, always ugly. Men usually signal their friends with the back of their hand striking their palm to signal that the chick they're talking to or about is "beat in the face"

"Damn, that bitch is beat in the face!"
"So? It'll be a triple bag affair. One for her, one for me, and one for anyone watching."

by Jonathan Crowley March 29, 2005

asphault face

Someone that has a rough or nasty lookin face. Someone's face texture that resembles asphault or the ground.

Damn fool that hoodrat had the Asphault Face Disorder.

Shut up Asphault Face

by Louis December 10, 2004

puffy face

Puffy face is when a girls face is so puffy, it resembles the cheese puffs in line at the Winona Middle School.

Dude, have you seen kelsey mehus's face? HOLY SHIT deos she got a puffy face, and might i add! HER HEAD IS HUGE!

by Nick Stevens December 14, 2004

Smug face

The look on your face when your lying about something and making a joke at the same time.

HEY did you take my sandwich?

Noooooh Smug face.

by Hyuktality February 19, 2012

Fuck Face

An ugly bitch who u wld never stick your tounge in but u would stick your dick in.

Joe: Susan Boyale has a fuck face.
Bob: Shit yeah, i would definitely stick my dick in that.

by beefstick42 January 23, 2011

toto face

often use to call someone a dumb-azz.

Leticia alwayz calls Dahyanna a toto face when ii don't understand something.


You Toto Face

by Adrielle July 16, 2007