planner girl

noun. A girl who thinks a planner will solve all her problems; memory problems, financial problems, ADHD.

noun. A girl who romanticizes her life through doodles and washi tape.

noun. A girl with high-functioning anxiety that uses planners as emotional support notebooks.

Ahayva is such a planner girl, she literally has a habit tracker for breathing.

Jenny is a planner girl and goes to Artbox every Saturday morning.

I am such a planner girl, I have 10 different planners that are 5 different brands that I never use; however, they do look pretty on my bookshelf.

by Paradise Printshop December 6, 2024

Plant

Very funny with the ad. But YES Alex. Your video about Wes Huff IS more akin to what I did to Jordan Peterson and what you (collectively) are doing and if Jordan Peterson had done what you just did he wouldn't be crying like a bitch every day and I wouldn't be dying of brain fluid.

Hym "Which is BY DESIGN, by the way. That is the entire purpose of what he is doing now. THAT is more like what I did than what he is doing now and what he is doing now is intended to mirror what I did and does not. And do you want to know the difference? Do you want to know the difference between belief and non-belief? I was explaining myself and he is just repeating the things I say and miming my style. And is the problem with him. He doesn't understand the difference between things. You're still a plant but you're correct! That's probably what he should have done."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

plankton army

The BEST army to ever step foot on this planet. Unbeatable. It is also said that people who join the plankton army are said to have +1000 aura points. This HAS been scientifically proven.

"Man that person is so cool, they MUST be part of the plankton army."

by not_plankton January 11, 2025

Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness is a "wide" known gym place for fat people to go and workout at and gaining no results in weight loss or muscle growth. But as the name of the gym sounds, can be better used as a form of pun in a sentence.

Guy #1: Hey! I was already waiting for that machine to use after the guy was done using it!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!

by DRGNSLYR January 22, 2025

plantationism

the act of having sexual intercourse with a fruit or vegetable

“yea our homie connor is really into plantationism, i think we have to drop him”

by EliteMrShrek January 28, 2025

Plantation Khaleesi

is an alias of Blake Lively (a.k.a. Snake Lively a.k.a Fake Lively).
Lively refers to herself as Khaleesi and Crying Reynolds and Taylor Swift as her dragons.
Plantation Khaleesi married the narcissist and psychotic Reynolds in a slave plantation.

Plantation Khaleesi is a bully, a narcissist and a nepo baby.

by colonheaver February 6, 2025

Planet Engineering

Terraforming's more aggressive, hands-on cousin. It's the deliberate, large-scale modification of a planetary body's geology, atmosphere, hydrology, and magnetosphere to achieve a desired state—whether that's making a Mars-like world habitable, cooling a Venusian greenhouse, or even dismantling a gas giant to use its raw materials. Tools include orbital mirrors, genetically engineered extremophile seeding, directed comet impacts, and core-stimulation to reactivate magnetic fields. It's planetary-scale civil engineering with a millennia-long project timeline.

*Example: "The Venusian project is full-on planet engineering. We're crashing ice asteroids into the upper atmosphere to scrub CO2, while floating solar cities mine sulfuric acid and pump out albedo-enhancing aerosols. It's a fixer-upper of cosmic proportions."*

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026