prison pussy

A highly stylized form of barbering that removes male facial area within the areas of each side of the face extending from the cheekbones to the collarbone (excluding a mustache and chin beard) that was first made popular among males in the United States during the Civil War with the circulation of magazines featuring engraved images of Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest.

Why, I do declare, Boulegard --- your decision to grow out your prison pussy is truly enhancing your appearance of being a refined southern gentleman!

by ElmerGantry August 14, 2016

fart-pussy

A person, usually male, who cannot sanely stand someone farting near him.

Someone who is deathly afraid or retarded about farts.

"Victor is such a fart-pussy, he acts like a little girl every time I fart next to him. WTF, deal with it, be a man!"

by LeandroMan August 22, 2009

shy pussy

A vagina that doesn't have a protruding clitoris, due to the fact the vaginal lips hide it from plain sight.

Jill's got such a shy pussy, you have to pull her lips back just to get a glimpse of that clit.

by purplestar1952 September 2, 2009

pussy cannon

Bad-ass machine gun.

I shot the fuck out of those guys with my pussy cannon.

by firepit comedy April 25, 2010

pussy cork

Female version of cockblocking!

Did you hear? Devon pussy corked Murphy last night.

by Krlo December 9, 2010

club pussy

a girl you pick up from the club with no intention of ever calling again. toot it and boot it. club pussy is fair game for your friends.

That skank we called Pass-around is total club pussy.

by Eazy E, Jazzy J, Easy Eanes September 26, 2010

Plant Pussy

Slang term for a bouquet of flowers.

Afron hoped his gift of plant pussy would get him to second base...

by Tempest Lefavre July 7, 2010