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Piss pie

Lacking in worth, effectiveness, ability, taste. As in, a piss pie would not satisfy your hunger or render any amount of enjoyment or quality.
"Nah, mate, Man U are piss pie; they'll do nowt this season!"

" Lad, what ARE You wearing? Those trainers are piss pie! Did you buy them off the market??".

"Seriously, Boris Johnson is piss pie! He's made a right mess of this coronavirus situation... the sooner he goes, the better!"
by Austin Tayshus July 15, 2020
mugGet the Piss piemug.

Piss

Ah shit! I just pissed so hard that the water splashed up out of the toilet and hit me in the face! Noooo!
Hym "AAAHHH! PISS SHIT ASS! MOTHERFUCKER! That's the first time that's ever happened to me! GODDAMNIT!"
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
mugGet the Pissmug.

door piss

when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss
i thought jen could use an extra shower
by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004
mugGet the door pissmug.

Piss kink

When you're trying to jack off and accidently tangle your tubes in your dick and therefore are stuck with a piss kink.
Guy 1: I've been jacking my meat for an hour wheres the cum?
Guy 2: Oh I think you have a piss kink. You've been touching your dick for too long.
Guy 1: Well shit.
by bigbottledman January 21, 2022
mugGet the Piss kinkmug.

piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse while striking her tip.
Your ma's a piss jockey.
by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024
mugGet the piss jockeymug.

Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams
Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
My dick did a piss fork.”
by d0gl0g November 23, 2019
mugGet the Piss Forkmug.

Pissing the cream

When your busy
by Rtfit7f July 10, 2020
mugGet the Pissing the creammug.

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