Jailhouse C-section 

When a large inmate from state prison tears his victim a new hole with his enormous penis, but the victim manages to get the hole stitched up with surgery. Credit for this definition go to NovaWar from LAGTV

Big Bubba hulked over his roomate and told him "Imma give you a jailhouse C-section, com'here boi!

Jailhouse C-section by Mr. Jurrrezzi November 3, 2012

P&C 

P&C = Private & Confidential

" Private & Confidential " or " P&C " can be written on an envelope, or email subject line or header, simply to emphasize that only the intended recipient should open it.

P&C by Mr. Good Enough December 5, 2016

Funk Master C 

Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.

Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.

Funk Master C by Justin May 13, 2005

T h e c c 

1) combination of the word thicc and hecc invented by my boyfriend and I
2) basically the short way of saying "dayum you thicc as hecc"

Human 1: Hey man, look at that person over there
Human 2: o hecc, he t h e c c

T h e c c by not a gay child named Louis May 30, 2018

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j 

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

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You have done it. you have maxed out on boredness

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Person 2: *Fucking Dies*

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the O.C 

A show about rich kids living in Orange County but things get shaken up when a poor kid from chino is taken in by the Cohens..a family who live in the o.c. It's drama but it's also very funny because of Seth!

Kirsten: Seth, we need to talk to Ryan.
Seth: Okay. If this has to do with the rug, I just want to tell you that Ryan had nothing to do with it.
Kirsten: What rug?

Sandy: Fellas, do you mind?
Seth: Oh. Uh, if this is about the vase—
Sandy: What vase?
Seth: Hm? Nothing. Let's go, Ryan

Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
Ryan: You still play Magic.
Seth: Yeah, but not as much

the O.C by Jennifer April 20, 2005