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Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.
Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020
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Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection
That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.
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