Fart Block

Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)

Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.

by Fartbart January 12, 2017

Glock Blocked

When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence

Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!

by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017

Eye Blocking

When you see a girl with real nice assets but her boyfriend blocks your view of her.

"Nigga You See That! Trent is Eye Blocking Me From Seeing His Girls's Ass.

by JackTheJobber March 8, 2017

strathmo block

Some where in Detroit you don't wanna go unless you about that life

Him:fuck you and yo brothers.
Her:drop that address we will pull up to quick.
Him:bitch catch me on strathmo block
Her:never responds

by Just here bored June 2, 2017

A Blockwork Orange

A lego imitation of the classic story A Clockwork Orange. Why anyone would recreate a story about rape and delinquency through building blocks is beyond me.

Jeff: What the hell is a Blockwork Orange?
Joe: Some retard's parody of A Clockwork Orange through legos.
Jeff: At least they didn't' use Mega Blocks.

by Toilet Nut April 17, 2017

Steven Blockinger

Steven Blockinger is a breed of man with a warm heart and an enormous reproductive appendage.

I need a REAL Steven Blockinger to stretch me out.

by Thedangler602 May 6, 2017

Bum Blockers

Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.

Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.

Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"

Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."

by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017