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Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.

Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.

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Steven Blockinger is a breed of man with a warm heart and an enormous reproductive appendage.

I need a REAL Steven Blockinger to stretch me out.

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