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The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
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a Kelly Night

a Kelly night usually involves the disappearance of clothes- whether it be due to a challenge, a strip ps3 or sport game, or just the annoyance of clothes. It also involves a ridiculous amount of fast food, and of course a ton of alcohol.
"So we ended up playing strip tiger woods and then I woke up naked, with evidence that I ate TWO whataburgers, fries, and a honey butter bisquit spent over 15 dollars.... I had a Kelly Night."
by DELA0404 October 23, 2011
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Dude's night out

An evening consisting of gentlemen whom are close friends that go out on the town, consume large quantities of alcohol while yelling out the term "Dude's night out!" through out the whole evening. Usually led by a man with a lisp carrying a clip board. Quite often the majority of the group members tend to be of Portuguese decent and smelling of a mixture between that of Cool Water cologne and chouriço.
"You know what tonight is?!...Dude's night out!!"

"Hey man, you coming out for "Dude's night out Friday?!"

"What happens on Dude's night out, stays at Dude's night out!"
by dude's_night_out January 18, 2012
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Open Mike Night

When you are hangin' with your friends drinkin' Mike's Hard Lemonade.
"Hey, I brought the booze! It's Open Mike Night!"
by bhp June 1, 2013
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two whole beers that night

two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night

Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013
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chicken cutlet night

A dinner with the main course of chicken cutlet, originating from the show "Jersey Shore". It is very common among fat guedos.
Hey, you going to Ronnie's mom's place tonight? I heard its chicken cutlet night.
by Domster July 27, 2014
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Redneck's Friday night

The typical start to every Redneck's weekend.
Grab a can of Canada Dry ginger ale, some chicken, and a little bit of cousin fuckin' and you've got yourself a Redneck's Friday night.
by SquidSplitter June 3, 2015
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