Man Tai

A transparent non-alcoholic drink usually carried by expecting mothers. A fake adult beverage

Look at that broad over there, she's got a Man Tai in her hand. I knew she was knocked up.

by Big Headed Midget January 17, 2013

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Man Crayon

A person who uses their anus to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door... etc.) while defecating.

"I hate my neighbor, so I wrote 'please leave' on his front door with my man crayon."

by Apecreature June 24, 2012

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A pseudonym for the male reproductive organs that produce the sperm necessary for injection into the female (or Male) for the purpose of providing pleasure to said female (or Male), or impregnating the female to produce offspring, so called because as in the vegetable, you either love them or hate them (like Marmite)

Jenny went down on her man and took his man sprouts into her mouth, how she loved the taste and texture.

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Rob pushed Jane's head gently toward his man sprouts, Jane instinctively pushed back as the thought of it reminded her of what it must feel like to lick a cats fur-ball.

by bongodrums24 February 14, 2012

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mans Disneyland

A loose, fun woman that lets you bury your Matterhorn on every ride.

I went out with Celeste last night and she let me ride every ride; even the tea bag! I was a bit dizzy and my bags were empty after that ride. She really is a mans Disneyland!

by big kev 79 July 22, 2011

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