birdie 

Getting one under par in golf.

Whoohoo! That's my seventh birdie in a row!

birdie by anonymous November 28, 2004

the birds and the bees 

slang term used often by parents to explain sex. the bee is the male becuase of his stinger (being the males penis) and the bird is the woman getting stung (or fucked).

I told Sarah today about the birds and the bees. But she still dosnt understand sex.

the birds and the bees by Sex Ed. Teacher October 7, 2003

Captain Birdseye 

A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.

Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh

Captain Birdseye by MeAd November 3, 2003

speckled birds 

amphetamines

"You don't have any speckled birds, do you? You know, L.A. turnarounds, uppers?"
-Tom Frank, in Nashville

speckled birds by John Triton March 24, 2008

birdbath 

when you pull your nutsack up, forming a cup, then pour a shot of liquor into it and have a girl suck the shot off of your sack

After getting bukkaked, the thirsty slut enjoyed a nice birdbath.

Your mom was doing birdbath shots in the men's room of the bar last night.

birdbath by steve February 9, 2004

birdfriend 

An avian companion. An alternative to a boyfriend or girlfriend, or other animal companion.

My birdfriend understands me completely.

birdfriend by yes juanito yes March 6, 2015

Helena DoDo Birdd 

Helena DoDo Bird, is a magestic animal, she gets along with turtlees and dogs, she is outrageously beautiful and veery talkative, this creature is nocturnal, she likes to pull alnighters but she cant do it like billly,Oh , she is very clueless at times and hates to ponder.

daaaaayum; is that a Helena DoDo Birdd?

Helena DoDo Birdd by daangbillyfshoo April 10, 2009