Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.

Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.

by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025

Incredible Gassified

Having your face pasted over the NSFW animation called "Incredible gassy"

"Yo heard about John? I've seen a video where he was incredible gassified"

by Gassymaster67 November 13, 2025

The 'Glass Mousepad' Fallacy

An informal fallacy in which you lambast or criticize someone for doing something unhealthy when you yourself do comparably unhealthy habits or actions. Essentially, it is hypocrisy specifically in the form of habit.

"Hey Conner, it's ridiculous how you spend hundreds of dollars on glass mousepads. That is such a waste of money, for shame!"
"How utterly preposterous of you to propose, Anthony; In actuality, you are committing the 'glass mousepad' fallacy. Why is it bad when I have unhealthy spending habits when you spend hundreds of dollars on Touhou merchandise? Why don't you practice what you preach!?"

by jacqueley December 11, 2025

laughing gAss

when you laugh so hard you fart.

A play on the word laughing gas, also known as nitrous oxide or N2O for the nerds

example in everyday conversation
Patrick: i just killed someone and fucked them in a Tranux
Paolo: a WHAT!?
Patrick: Look it up the definition, it might give you a laughing gAss

by existentialdread1401 December 17, 2025

Weeding glasses

To see in between my highs.( Like reading between the lines)

I put on my weeding glasses to see in between my highs, man and I saw the weed better too.

by Pockets420 December 24, 2025

Giza glass

Giza Glass is an anomalous form of fulgurite that, when cutting off flesh it does not kill the cut piece. Instead, the main organism can still feel and use it.

you know, my brother cut his head on some Giza glass and got turned into a canyon crown.

by FutureElliotto December 28, 2025

terminal hour glass failure

This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan

your pc/laptop has suffered terminal hour glass failure,or has just hung

by mytts69 August 10, 2010