FutureElliotto's definitions

santaifcation

The process of being turned into Santa Claus.

I lost my grandfather to santaifcation a few years back, he just isn't the same.

by FutureElliotto December 28, 2025

Giza glass

Giza Glass is an anomalous form of fulgurite that, when cutting off flesh it does not kill the cut piece. Instead, the main organism can still feel and use it.

you know, my brother cut his head on some Giza glass and got turned into a canyon crown.

by FutureElliotto December 28, 2025

Jack

An archaic term for a everyman or unidentified person

Did you see that spring heeled jack jumping across thy rooftops.

by FutureElliotto December 28, 2025

Roof thief

A roof thief is an individual who steals the ceilings or roofs of buildings.

My daughter's house got attacked by a roof thief this morning.

by FutureElliotto December 28, 2025

Flesh interface

A flesh interface is a inter-dimensional gate made from animal or human flesh, created due to excessive usage of LSD or similar psychoactives.

damn, that party was crazy, some guy made a flesh interface and now we are all part of mother i guess?

by FutureElliotto December 28, 2025

Remnant

The physical manifestation of memories infused with and/or possessing inanimate objects.

yes, the electric chair got infested with remnant and started shooting lighting at the jury

by FutureElliotto December 28, 2025