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Gagging The Cat

Female , knuckles deep , finger banging at its best.
I came home and found ma hoe gagging the cat. It was then I knowed my nookie done been had.
Gagging The Cat by Lung November 9, 2008
Related Words
Cats Catherine catfish cathy Catalina cate catch-22 catboy catholic catty

birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes

The phrase birds of feathers flock together is not the full phrase. It means your ‘friends’ fake ones will be friend with you until the cat something bad comes. So choose your friends wisely!
Birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes being defined by prof fucked up my mind.

Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut

The hairy fanny of a darkhaired woman when her legs are open.
As Julie stepped over him Eric noticed that she was wearing no panties. "My god it's like a Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut" he murmured.
The seats behind the driver and behind shotgun. When calling Bob-Cat you must refer to one side or the other.
Tom: "Dude, i got shotgun."
TK: "Bob-cat back right."
Ian: "Bob-cat back left."
Marcus: "...shit i got bitch."
Bob-Cat by T-My June 1, 2006

cheshire cat 

A person who is too happy; almost to a point of being saccharine and unrealistic.
"What is wrong with our manager?,"said Bessa "Does he expect us to come in everyday and look like a Cheshire cat? We are retail workers and sometimes we have our bad days too."
cheshire cat by Oneida December 21, 2004

rape cat 

rape cat destroyer of worlds is one of the most fearsome and terrifying forces on earth. rape cat is several dozen feet tall and is nigh indestructible. most of the time he sleeps rolle din a ball in the sun, but once every few years, he goes on a terrible rampage, consuming entire cities and leaving the earth desolate and desecrated behind him. the streets run red with blood when rape cat come to town. during his reign of terror, rape cat never stops screaming swear words. every breath he takes is accompanied by a curse word so foul, that it would put a wounded pirate to shame.

if word of rape cat's awakening reaches your ears, find a deep dark hole, or start running very fast in the opposite direction
person 1- oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick!

person 2- what in shits name is the matter?

person 1- Rape cat is awake.

person 2- oh good glorious gods of the the Netherlands, hide me!

person 1- fuck you, i got no room left in my bunker.

person 2- oh noes, I'm gonna die!