Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA

Someone who makes excuses for Catholic Pedophiles

When ever a Catholic Pedophile is mentioned, a Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA,will try to protect the Catholics by deflecting attention to other groups instead of concentrating on protecting the the many thousands of innocent children victims from Catholic Pedophiles

by Child Protection October 9, 2008

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Pedophile

In scientific terms, a pedophile is a mental disabiled that that feels the need to try to sharpen the tip of their penis. This is usually achieved by having sex with children under the age of eighteen. This is illegal almost everywhere, but pedophiles persist with having sex with minors because if they do not, they have a high chance of dying and being laughed at for not having a sharp penis.

Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.

Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.

Man that is not pedophile: Hey, bro, would you tap that woman's ass?

Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.

Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.

by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 1, 2007

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zoophile

When a person does a sexual act to an underage animal

I was talking to my friend Sonia on the phone, I said oh do you touch baby animals? shes like NO? I'm not a zoophile

by Charly Starscream December 5, 2011

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An individual with the sexual attraction to non-human animals. Important not to be confused with Bestiality. Not everyone with this attraction is doomed to offend, and is not always counted as a disorder!

Attraction≠Action!

A: I identify as a Zoophile. I am attracted to non humans.

B: What, so you rape animals or something?

A: While some of us engage in contact, a very large portion of people with zoophilic thoughts choose NOT to engage in bestiality for ethical purposes! It is simply an attraction, none of which can be changed :)

B: Oh alright. Thanks!

by GoshawkRed July 15, 2022

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Pedophile

People who are attracted to kids.

"Sad how the non-offending pedophiles who don't want their attraction can't seek help without risking arrest. People who defend pedophiles or act on their desires should get yeeted to a maximum security prison."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

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Pedophile

A fucking dumbass.

Pedo: Hey u look hawt
Child: Thanks!
Pedo: wanna date
Child: Yeah! :D
Pedo let’s meet up irl

Child: Okay! My address is 69 Fucker Drive
Pedo: yay thx
The next day.....
Child: Mommy I think I’m pregnant

Mom: NOOOOO!!! WHY MY BABY?!?!?! SHE’S ONLY 10!!!! WHY WOULD THAT STUPID PEDOPHILE DO THAT TO MY BABY

by Princess Cringe June 7, 2018

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