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Canadian win

noun

1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.

2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.

See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.
Justin Trudeau coined the term Canadian win when he said, "If you kill your enemies they win."

"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."

Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.
by Row-hit May 28, 2016
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Away Win

Used at university when visiting friends of a university student manage to pull some of the university girls. This is termed an "away win"
Tim: "Hey man, I've got classes now I'll see you when I get back. Did you pull anyone last night?"
Dave: "Yeah I did. Some girl studying photography"
Tim: "Away Win!"
by JaguPAR May 5, 2012
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lesbi-win

when you are oggled/checked out by a lesbian
"OMG! Ladies, 'Female McLadyLover' just checked out my ass! Lesbi-win!"
by Deebs1015 June 13, 2013
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Relief Win

(Noun): The extreme feeling of relief after completing a difficult level/stage in a video game.
Player 1: "Whoa, that was seriously tough dude."
Player 2: "IKR? But at least you have that relief win. Now onto Level 3."
Player 1: "GDI!"
by YogurtTheCat June 5, 2015
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I Win

A song by Lethal Bizzle, featuring Skepta the lyrics will be shown below.
I win, don't want to see me shining, I win You don't want it on a mic ting, I win Your girl watching my ting, I win Everyday I go in, I win See the diamond in my ring, I win That's a diamond for a king Don't know why MCs want to try a ting When you know all you'll get is a murking Yo, yo, it's all switched up now The real dons are the main fixture, wow
Soon as you hear "It's Lethal da Bizzle records" Next thing you know you're gonna hear is "Pow" Manna kings, and you know we don't follow Someone touch our ting, nah don't bother Yeah I'm a scholar, X3 shotterMan's been winning since ching chang walla Yeah, now we step it up another gear Still hungry like it was the first year Sixteen, I was off the hook this year Doing in artists, really, 'cause I had no fear Look, can you keep up? (keep up?) Still, riddims gonna get beat up (beat up)
No time to put your feet up (feet up) You hesitate, us wanna clean up I win, don't want to see me shining, I win You don't want it on a mic ting, I win Your girl watching my ting , I win Everyday I go in, I win See the diamond in my ring, I win That's a diamond for a king Don't know why MCs want to try a ting When you know all you'll get is a murking What have you actually done? Apart from be forced to sell drugs and hold a gun Now you're talking like it's fun Said that you've made it, blud let me ask your mum Chasing dough, that's why you get none
by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020
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I win these

What I say to daniel when i roast him in chess
I win these!
by Katsuobushy April 7, 2021
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Draw-Win Award

When your favored underdog sports team achieves a 0-0 result.

This is a play on the: "Darwin Award."

Wikipedia states: "The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions around 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool by dying or becoming sterilized via their own actions."

If further reference is required, you my friend, have just achieved your own Darwin Award...!
Scotland Football League won the Draw-Win Award against England. Yes!
by Rebdiculous June 19, 2021
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