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Vulture

A person who hovers around the dying or the mentally unwell family members in order to obtain things such as cars/wealth in any form. Inserting themselves into situations in order to carry out this practice.

Lauded by all other family members as snakes and for being vultures. They have no shame and regret nothing, justifying their own actions to themselves. They are scum of the earth.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard Willy ripped the car off his own 92 year old father when he was dying of cancer and was mentally unwell.

Person 2: yeah he's a fucking vulture.

Willy D is a vulture
by Uncle father April 6, 2023
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vulture cocking

verb
(Slang) To hit someone in the face with one's erect penis.
After losing a bet during a night of debauchery, Tom was astonished when vulture cocking was administered as the consequence.
by MysticWanderer23 August 31, 2023
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Vultures

You know you are only cheering it on because you know your live has no value to extract. There was never a possibility of this happening to you and it isn't a matter of your virtue. It's incompetence. You just weren't ever going to do as much. You kids won't ever be able to do as much. And rather than accept your own limitations you're imposing them on me.
Hym "Vultures are animals and unless you're a vegan, killing their kids isn't wrong. Fucking them is a little gross but, hey, remember this the next time you look at missing persons flyer. And I know you will."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
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ATM vulture

1.A woman who is always around to have access to a man's money.
2.A gravedigger who marries an old man,staying around till he dies to withdraw his cash/inheritance.
A: My girlfriend is always asking for money.
B: Sounds like you got yourself an ATM vulture.
by Kodiak October 15, 2023
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Karma Vulture

A person who takes advantage of recently deceased celebrities to gain attention/praise online by submitting fan material (drawings, character customizations in games, low-effort AI art) while not being genuine or longtime fans of any sort; strictly performative grief. Coming across as well-intentioned shields them from criticism of their ulterior motives.
This guy on reddit just farmed 80,000 likes from his Ozzy Osbourne AI-generated eulogy. Just last week he was saying heavy metal is lame. The corpse isn't even cold yet! What a karma vulture.
by MartyAdvance July 24, 2025
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Tuna Vulture

A Tuna Vulture is a man or a group of men who flock around a single woman in an attempt to eat out her stank pussy, or to have sex. This usually involves an ugly ass girl who looks on the brink death (smell included) and a pair of several desperate men who had not had sex or a pussy to eat out in a very long time.
The woman sat down at the cafeteria for lunch and the Tuna Vultures immediately took the seats around her.
by LVTK January 7, 2011
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