Guy Vision

A trait that occurs only in men, when he is looking for something he can't seem to find even though it's right in front of his face.

Al: Argh!! I can't find the tomato sauce!

Fred: It's right there on the shelf! You must have guy vision.

by sunsetfunset October 29, 2008

Hentai Vision

The ability to visually assess a female and determine if she is able to make u loose all physical control and mobility due to the lust acquired by looking

When James and his friends saw Jessica walked by, their hentai vision automatically kicked in and all their focus was on her as she walked pass them in yoga pants and a matching top.

by Jizz Jizz May 23, 2016

Unicorn visibility

A scuba diving term used to describe the rarest, clearest water with the maximum visibility.

When we dived the WW1 U-boat UC41 we had unicorn visibility.

by hippytyree January 21, 2018

Mission vista highschool

If you are looking to get a pixie cut or die your hair lime green mission vista is the place for you. During lunch times there is so much to do! You can view the asexuals humping in the corner, do some coke in the bathroom, or even join the march to prompt pride through the campus. Mission vista is an awesome school mostly because of its football teams undefeated season. I highly recommend going there. There’s even a steel drums program!

random girl: wait you go to Mission vista highschool? I heard the football team there is insane!

guy: ya it’s awesome, the athletics here are great

by moldysemen April 1, 2020

Lancer Vision

A term associated with California Baptist University. Due to the lack of attractive females, males start to find below-average females attractive. Such as thinking a 4 or 5 is closer to a 7 or 8.

Lancer Vision: Oh, Abigail isn't that bad looking. But Abigails is a 4 out of 10.

by Cowboy daddy January 24, 2023

handycapin your vision

The definition of when someone just seems to miss the truth.

Hey mark i just told you what to say and your (handycapin your vision)

by Kevon Tilghman December 6, 2019

Vista Lay

Another name for Vista Way, one of the two apartment complexes set aside for Disney College Programmers. This shady complex is notorious for the amount of horny college-aged interns living there. Often the spot of much sex and sexually transmitted diseases.

CP 1: Hey man, I just came back fromt he doctor, I have an STD. Now i need to be in costume in an hour!

CP 2: Well, next time try hooking up in Chatham, not Vista Lay.

by Double D April 4, 2005