two of a kind

1. the same or very similar.
2.Twins
3.people or things of the same type or that are similar in character, attitude, etc
4.Very similar individuals or things, as in Patrice and John are two of a kind-they're true hiking enthusiasts. This idiom uses kind in the sense of "a class with common characteristics," a usage dating from about a.d. 1000.

1.Jack and Tom are two of a kind. They're both ambitious. The companies are two of a kind. They both pay their employees badly.
2. Where books are concerned, Tyler and Chloë are two of a kind

by iSogand October 22, 2016

two tube

Two tube is southern slang for a double-barreled shotgun.

Don't mess with him, he's got a two tube loaded with double ought.

by Edword August 2, 2006

two degrees

Short for two degrees of separation, referring to the maximum number of links one must follow on Urban Dictionary to get from any term to another that refers to sex, drug abuse, or a faddish teenage subculture.

Dude, I looked up "genocide" on Urban Dictionary, and I didn't even need my two degrees.

by Enzo Cruiser May 8, 2009

Two shits

Having a complete lack of care.

"I don't give two shits about the dolphins"

by BMWGGANTMSFU February 4, 2010

two-faced

Someone who has two faces or parts to their personality. Like they'll be all nice to you one second and when you're gone start talking about you behind your back.

Mary: Oh my gosh! Hey Laura!
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!

*once Laura is gone*

Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?

by The Hit September 8, 2009

ten to twoing it

the motion you make while smoking meth in a glass dick.

"To smoke" would turn into "smoking",
"ten to two" would turn into "ten to twoing it".

by brandon's wife May 21, 2004

Two's Up

nutha way 4 sayin save me half (on cig)

ste says - two's up phil
phil says - ryt den
ste says - safe

by Phillian June 22, 2005