purple trumpet 

The male version of blue waffle

awww man i woke up this mornin looked down and saw i had purple trumpet

purple trumpet by Jakeywakey68 July 18, 2011

Spunk Trumpet 

Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet

"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"

Spunk Trumpet by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds February 10, 2019

Muted Trumpet 

Similar to the rusty trombone except performed on a woman. While giving her a rim job you reach around and slide your fingers into her sweet spot, thus appearing to be playing a muted trumpet.

Muted Trumpet by The Jive Turkies March 27, 2003

dirty trumpet 

when a girl blows into a guys ass and jerks the guy off at the same time.

Cumqueesha performed the dirty trumpet in bed, the wind in my asshole felt exquisite as she jacked me off.

dirty trumpet by Joey and Henry March 24, 2007

reverse trumpet 

While your girl is on all fours, inspect the rear by performing a reverse shocker with 2 in the stink and one in the pink. Blow on your thumb as you play your new instrument in trumpet-like fashion.

My girlfriend was a real whore so I gave her the reverse trumpet.

reverse trumpet by Jay5 August 30, 2005

butt trumpet 

fart

here comes Bobby the butt trumpet

butt trumpet by Anonymous October 8, 2003

spunk trumpet 

As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"

spunk trumpet by Captain Zap September 29, 2003