shit tracking

Going off road in very muddy areas, and driving fast through all the dirt and mud to have fun and a good time with friends whilst listening to very loud music, usually in land rovers, and often done in the Falkland Islands

Hey guys lets grab a case of beer and go shit tracking tonight

by FIbenny123 April 4, 2015

tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.

I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.

by rimlover September 12, 2010

Track Surfing

a.) someone looking through tracks/songs in a music library to find that song that you haven't heard in a while or a song that's pleasing to your ears.

Person 1:What are you?
Person 2:I'm track surfing!
Person 1: Find anything good?
Person 2: Yeah I just did...The Beatles!

by Yaj White December 28, 2009

Discount Track

not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers

like a sushi train. or high school

he looks like got his new gf off the discount track

Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track

by scmat February 10, 2021

Carry the Track

When one person is left to host a podcast, commentary track or anything of the sort, they are left to "Carry the Track" as to avoid a dip in entertainment level.

Yo bro, I gotta drop flipper in the harbor, you good to Carry the Track?

by davudgullo January 26, 2021

Track crab

Pubic lice that crawl into your anus when you shower, and come back out after you get out and put clothes on. In doing this, they leave "tracks" of feces all over your underwear.

Man, I just bought these underpants, and my track crabs already ruined them!

by exactlywhoyouexpect June 12, 2016

binge tracking

After an election, when the results are being tabulated like in 2020, obsessively tracking the news coverage, even if there is hardly any minute-to-minute change in the news, to find out the election winner. The amount of time devoted to watching the news is comparable to time devoted to watching an entire series of a sitcom at the same time. While watching the news feels more justified based on the idea that you are fulfilling your civic duty, it is in fact questionable whether one needs to continuously keep track of the election coverage to that degree.

Chuck: Hey, what have you been doing today?

Zak: I've been binge tracking CNN all day today to see if Pennsylvania and Georgia will flip Democrat.

Chuck: Yeah me, too. I want to see if Arizona will flip Republican.

by ignateuswhittley November 5, 2020