Thwaggle

When your so busy thinking about something your brain bridges the gap between 2 ideas, by corrupting them into connecting or literally combing the 2 ideas together, even if 1 idea has no relation or business being in your messy cognition.

Larry: Forgive me if I am late, I forgot that 11 o'clock exists, but I'm here now!

Dave: E- excuse me? How did you forget 11 o'clock existd?

Larry: So basically, my brain was thinking of like words, you know, nine, ten, yatta yatta, but then i thought after ten the whole peredeim shifted, like with the teen numbers, and so i knew twelve was important time so... My brain kind of thwaggled my thoughts, and thats why im late.

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Dave: Larry, What the fuck are you talking about

Larry: ...So uh, Profits this quarter ey? Looking good!

Dave: We're the ethics team...

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by Alithonym December 28, 2024

Thwack

To hit a woman so hard her yitties fall off and you can smell her bloobs.

I thwacked shorty so hard she almost became competent.

by hardshunter689 January 31, 2026

Thwap

Used for anything that you deem desirable.
Can be used as a verb or noun, or anything at all. This word cannot be actually spelled, it is just the Thwap.

Example:
Bryan: Yo Messiah you really the thwap.
Messiah: Nah what I’m eating right now is the thwap.

by hayitsmelee13 October 2, 2025

Thabo

The annoying bit of poo, that when flushed always returns to the water in the toilet bowl and just wont go away.

I have flushed the toilet 6 times now and the same Thabo, keeps coming back !

by Peter Geddes October 20, 2025

Thabitah

Has relations with the triple T👀👀👀👀

Thabitah’s near

by ToastedBagel11 January 14, 2026

Genital Thwarts

The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.

The aftermath of being cock blocked.

"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."

"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."

by me0wmix January 19, 2010

Horn-thwaple

A needy person who could solve most of their problems by not sheltering their thoughts while expecting people to know them

Man Carl is being a real horn-thwaple it would be so much easier if he told us what was wrong

by The Duke of Normandy January 16, 2013