wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

Spoon Fed

Someone with parents that pay for everything. Someone who doesn't know the value of money because they have never had to work for it. This person breezes through life without a care in the world because they know mommy and daddy will pick up the tab.

Sally: "Johnny doesn't have a job, How can he afford that new car?"

Jane: "He's Spoon Fed"

Sally: "ahh, of course"

by LeeRoi January 13, 2011

Spoon

1. Un-conditional surrender.

2. Complete and udder rape

3. A utensil consisting of a small, shallow bowl on a handle, used in preparing, serving, or eating food.

1. I spoon you

2. You were spooned last night

by Zaku November 24, 2003

big spoon

in spooning, the big spoon is the person in the back

Men are usually the big spoon.

by AzN LeMoN SkIn December 28, 2004

Boobie spoons

-when you hang a spoon off of your nipple like you would do on your nose
-when your spooning with someone's boobies
-when your grasping a boob and eating applesauce with a spoon at the same time
-when a girls boob has an indent that looks like a spoon was implanted on it

-"Man, that chick has got some big boobie spoons!"
-Latifa is showing me dem boobies poons tonight fo sho
-that girl held that boobie spoon forever!

by G Funk Yo November 18, 2009

The Spooning Dolphin

The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.

"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"

by Spooningdolphin69 March 7, 2013

3 Spoons

If you are out with your significant other and you guys are digging your server, you ask for three spoons when you order a dessert. This will indicate to the server that you're interested in them. If they bring back your dessert with three spoons that means they're interested in joining you. If they only bring you two spoons then you have been rejected.

That waiter is so cute, let's ask for 3 Spoons so he'll join us.

by Bufcleve February 4, 2022