Telesnorting

The act of snorting a lot of cocaine and waking up (or teleporting) somewhere completely different, often far away and surprising.

"I did about 25 grams of cocaine and telesnorted all the way to Bangkok."
"One time I was telesnorting sixteen miles after snorting three lines. It was awful. I woke up in a gas station in New Hampshire."

by Obadiah Aquaman September 15, 2014

Telephone

The reference used to call a phone when you are stuck in the 1950's.

The old man found and called out, "Who's Telephone!"

by Latin is bad December 30, 2016

Telesexual

Sexually identifying as a Teletubby.

Mom, dad, I have something to say, I'm telesexual and about to marry tinky-winky

by fucking_tiggern April 22, 2017

telehoe

A person that joins as many Telegram Groups as possible just to brag about it.

Yo Leo is such a Telehoe.

by LeoPp September 21, 2017

Telehoe

A person that joins as many groups on Telegram (instant messaging app) just to brag about it.

Yo, he is such a telehoe smh.

by marco_is_em September 24, 2017

telehandler

A queer that cant drive a forklift, he tries to suck off forklift drivers because he knows he wants their fat women.

Tim will eat cock to become a forklift driver, because he cant get a telehandler qualifiiied.

by Pookie1087 October 24, 2017

Telessia

typical retard who put his faults on other people and never learn

This guy never learn, such a Telessia

by JeanRandom November 27, 2017