noassatall tablets

The medicine that a woman with a flat ass takes. No-ass-at-all.

I see that Paris Hilton is still taking her noassatall tablets.

by Kenneth Brown August 24, 2006

Slap the Table

To make a decision.
To come to closure on a topic that has been discussed and debated to death.
Note - Used most effectively in conjunction with the actual action of slapping a table.

After going round and round on a topic, one of the board members said "For God sakes, will someone please just Slap the Table!"

by Dr Ock February 12, 2008

tarts table

When creating a table in word and you center align all the text within the cells.

Dai: thats looks like a tarts table
Pupil: why, whats wrong with it?
Dai: You've center aligned the text you tart

by Dean and Mark April 24, 2006

Table Time

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.

In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.

by Craig January 12, 2004

making yourself taller

Euphemism for suicide by hanging.

No one would dare kill themselves on such a nice spring day! You're just making yourself taller!

by Momir Vig April 30, 2008

table grade

a middle age woman good looking enough to be have her pussy eaten on the dining room table

When I first saw David's mother I new she was table grade, and would have eaten her on the spot.

by bullet88 March 11, 2009

Knights of the Lunch Table

A group of kids setting out to kill conformity. They are not fond of Hot Topic.

The Knights of the Lunch Table own face.

by Tomohashi November 7, 2007